Thursday, September 29, 2011

Maybe I Can Be Even Clearer, Babydaddy:

If you keep reading my blog with such dedication, I can only assume you would like to see yourself in it more. Pictures and all.

I'm tacky, and I'll go there. Stop fucking stalking me, dude. Don't you have a wife and home and job and shit? Because generally when dudes stalk me, they are sleeping behind a local Martins and recognize me from shopping or something. Because stalking is kind of a tacky hobo behavior.

Don't be a tacky hobo, dude. It doesn't suit you. You're really more of a Little Lord Fauntleroy meets Damien Hybrid than a lifetime movie skid row creepster. Even I'll give you that.