Things I Shouldn't Have Done Today

Because there's always a few.

1) Bought more than I can afford in lingerie because I feel so (Deleted for being wayyy too creepy even for me o 5/29/12)... Oh no.... clearly I'm not the crazy one here. (But clearly I am. Because you know, the deleting of most of that paragraph)

2) Worked out with a 100 degree temperature. The worst is, I reasoned (correctly, I dare say) that I was going to be so out of it that I wouldn't notice how hard I pushed myself. I totally doubled all of my weights for double the time. And now I totally ache outside as well as in. And I don't just mean my shattered soul, I mean my intestinal hemorrhaging. No, not really-- but at this point, nothing would be shocking to me anymore.

3) So I have this ex boyfriend who always wants a picture of my boobs. I sent him a picture of a heavy dude in the gyms boobs instead (with heavy dudes agreement).

He sent back a compliment.

I win.

None the less, I know I shouldn't have done it. Sorry about that, Christopher. Stop being a fucking creeper.

4)smoked 4 cigarets to try to make myself feel better despite being extremely sick. Didn't work. Bad idea.

5) Heading out to smoke one again right now.

This is what Leaving Las Vegas would look like if Nicolas Cage didn't drink, I have no doubt. It may be lame, but it's my lame. And at least I'm not going to die in a hotel... just on my porch in a mountain of cigarette butts with several thousand dollars of lingerie on that won't change anything.