It's So Big!

My zucchini is bigger than a porn stars penis. What in the fuck am I going to do with these?

Unrelated: Between school and child rearing non-stop for two weeks, and final moving things, and being painfully poor, and midterms, I've only just finally managed to get it all together... I have not had much time lately to go out and socialize, have the aforementioned porn star kind of fun, or tend to my garden. Yesterday, I did all of those-- and I'm happy as pie.

That is all.

"You know, sausage is really good."

And there she is in princess panties and one of my old baby-tees, sitting at the foot of the stairs. I don't know how long she's been there, and I'm not asking.

"It really is, Mommy. Can I have some?"

Oh come on. Go to bed, 7 year old.