Monday, May 9, 2011

Guess Who's Daughter Is Chewing Her Toenails?

Yeah, that's right.

And again, she is standing while doing it.

"What did we say about this?"
"That you didn't feel like fighting with me and that if I'm going to stand up and bite my toenails standing up, do it where there's a rug so I won't get hurt if I fall."
"OK, but what did I say all the times before that?"
"Not to bite my toenails. But now I'm on a rug, so it's OK. You said that too."

Fuck. I suck at parenthood.