Monday, April 26, 2010

"Aging Spinster In Produce..."

Honestly, do they make an announcement at my grocery store the second I walk in the door? Should I be listening more closely when I get my cart?

Because I have taken not 2 and not 3, but 5-- yes, 5-- numbers in the past 2 weeks so men would leave me alone to finish grocery shopping.

And you know, not a one of them has offered to buy any-any-of my groceries.